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My name is Liam, I’m 30, and I live in Seattle. Like most people here, I drink a lot of coffee. Not just occasionally — I’m talking about the kind …
TIFU by telling my barista in Seattle I “like it extra hot” and now every single latte comes out scalding enough to remove paint Read More
My name is Ryan, I’m 40, and I live in Phoenix, Arizona. If you’ve ever experienced summer here, you know the air conditioner isn’t just a convenience — it’s basically …
Paid to have my ancient AC unit fixed in Phoenix during a 112° heat wave only for the tech to tell me the problem was that a family of quail had built a nest inside the condenser — $875 later and I still hear chirping Read More
My name is Aaron, I’m 35, and I recently married into a very proud Louisiana family. If you’ve ever been to Louisiana, you probably know that food there isn’t just …
Told my very proud Louisiana mother-in-law I don’t eat crawfish and she spent the entire crawfish boil trying to “sneak” pieces onto my plate labeled as “fancy green beans” Read More
My name is Jake, I’m 33, and I live in Columbus, Ohio. Earlier this year I made the decision to stop drinking. It wasn’t because of some dramatic rock-bottom moment. …
Quietly unsubscribed from every group text with my high-school friends after they moved the reunion to a brewery in Columbus and I said I’m sober now — they started a new one called “The Sober One Isn’t Invited” Read More
My name is Karen, I’m 36, and I work remotely from Raleigh, North Carolina. Like a lot of people since the pandemic, my job shifted to mostly online meetings, Slack …
My boss in Raleigh keeps scheduling 8 a.m. “stand-up” meetings on Teams while I’m still on the school drop-off run — today I joined from the McDonald’s drive-thru with the kids yelling in the background Read More
My name is Alex, I’m 32, and I live in San Francisco. If you’ve ever parked a car in this city, you already know it’s basically a competitive sport. Between …
Got a parking ticket in San Francisco for “blocking the sidewalk” even though my car was fully in the spot — the ticket was written on a Post-it note stuck to my windshield wiper Read More
My name is Michael, I’m 37, and I live in Pittsburgh with my wife, Anna. If you know anything about Pittsburgh, you know that pierogies are practically a local religion. …
I (37M) finally admitted to my wife in Pittsburgh that I hate her family’s annual pierogi-making marathon and she cried for two days straight Read More
My name is Nate, I’m 34, and I live in Memphis, Tennessee. My neighborhood is usually pretty quiet, especially on weekends. Except for one very specific problem. My neighbor across …
Neighbor in Memphis has been power-washing his driveway at 7 a.m. every Saturday for six months — today I “accidentally” left my leaf blower running against the shared fence at 6:45 Read More
My name is Daniel, I’m 29, and I live in Austin, Texas. Last weekend a group of friends decided to meet up for dinner at a popular taco place downtown. …
AITAH for refusing to split the bill evenly at a group dinner in Austin when I only had water and one taco while everyone else ordered three rounds of margaritas? Read More
My name is Jason, I’m 38, and I live in Scottsdale, Arizona. If you’ve never lived in an HOA neighborhood, let me explain something: there are rules for absolutely everything. …
My HOA in Scottsdale sent me a $200 fine because my outdoor cactus “exceeds permitted height” — I measured it at 4 ft 11 in and they said “close enough” Read More